Here’s yer sign
We went to eat the other night – we’ll call the place Bob’s.
Hostess (as she’s walking us to our table): Have you ever eaten at Bob’s before?
Me: no
Hostess: So is this your first time?
I paused for a moment, hoping she would realize what she’d said. I mean, we all say stupid things.
She didn’t get it.




September 23rd, 2007 at 7:27 am
Gotta love the service at ‘Bobs’.
She really didn’t get it though? Poor girl. I wonder where they recruited her from?
September 23rd, 2007 at 9:49 am
Mmm, dinner and a chuckle, lucky you.
;P
September 23rd, 2007 at 1:30 pm
Last time I saw my mama, we went to dinner at um 2 am, and of course, everything was funny. But she ordered a cheeseburger, to which the waitress replied “you want cheese on that?”
October 12th, 2007 at 6:05 am
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