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(I clicked every single link on my reader yesterday - 500+ posts. I commented very, very little, but if you check your sitemeters/statcounters/bloglogs you’ll see I was there, thanks so much for keeping me entertained in the land of the sick.)
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A word from Alex …

… hi ya’ll.
Alex here.
I’m learning my letters this week.
I learned the letter
R.
And then the letter
S.
And then the letter
V.
I feel like my diaper.
and I gave it to my daddy.
and to my mommy.
So today, in the comments, to make my daddy and my mommy happy, please tell a dirty joke, or link to a dirty joke, or […]

reasons 546 through infinity why the Mirena IUC is a good idea.

546. You have intestinal issues before you go to sleep that will. not. ahem. resolve.
547. You wake in the morning after 764 baby wake ups.
548. Baby is soaking wet so you take him out of diaper to air dry to prevent diaper rash.
549. Your intestinal issues vow to resolve AT!THIS!EXACT!MOMENT!
550. Baby crawls to you. You […]

Comment #17

Would the owner of Comment #17 please stand up … please stand up … You won yerself some scrappin’ paper!

NaNoWriMonday - 2:2

Beginning
Previous 
The women turned to the table and gathered around. No one immediately spoke. Then Abby began.
“It’s for the best.” She said it simply, but with a touch of challenge in her voice.
“Her heart is broken.” Leta said plaintively. “She hurts, how can you say this is best?”
Elizabeth placed her hand over Leta’s. A rare gesture […]

Weekly Winners

Week Eleven of Lotus’ weekly winners meme.
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When I was pregnant, I took photos every 5 weeks to mark the progress. I looked at this photo …

and thought I looked pretty damn good. I also decided if I ever got back to that weight (154) that I’d never […]

Guest post, by ….

It’s so hard to come up with an identity for a blog. Should I be “Mary, Laura and Carrie’s Mom”? Should I be “Caroline in the Middle of Nowhere”? Should I be “Charles’ Wife in Charge”? Or perhaps I should go incognito with something like “Shmaroline Shmingalls” … or maybe “Little House on the Prairie”.
For […]

You say you want a Hawtalucion … yeah … you know …

…. we are gonna change the world …
these butchered lyrics are going through my head … Since the Hawtalucion Showin’ off on Saturday challenge was thrown down last weekend, I’ve been hearing mutterings …
… Dawn reports she fell out of her Hawtalucion shirt at work … however she’s also reporting a potential raise … is […]

Haiku Friday - joy of raising a boy

 
I kiss your l’il hand
kiss, kiss … sniff … ki’ … sniff, sniff, ugh …
hand smells like penis

Hair Thursday

Go vote! Whoorl has me rockin’ the Hair Thursday!