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Morning Me Trilogy

I see the cool kids (Redneck Mommy, Mrs. Flinger, OTJ) are doing it and I want in. I think it originated with Sweetney, but I’m not sure, I’m just jumping in.

(the fact I love the word “truthiness” also a plus here)

I was planning to do this, then got up Saturday morning and realized my hair had morphed into the most awesometastic style ever created by a pillow, and I knew it was time to share.

Dawn in the Morning. A Trilogy of Beautruthiness.

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I now have this song in my head:

Do your boobs hang low

Can you tie em in a knot

Can you tie em in a bow

Can you throw em over your shoulder

Like a Continental Soldier

Do your boobs. hang. low?

Hee!

(ed: oops! I was supposed to put the others on the post as well. My bad!)

HBM
Sweetney
Breed ‘Em & Weep
Missus Mamalogues
Mrs. Flinger
Ms. MotherBumper
Izzy
OTJ
Loralee
CamiKaos
Petroville
Redneck
The Wink
Hot Chocolate
Mamma Loves
Cheese Blog
Sarcastic Mom
Alex Year One
Liv
Melanie
Sarah
SueBob
Sleepless

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34 Responses to “Morning Me Trilogy”

  1. Jennifer Says:

    Gorgeous! Even first thing in the morning.

    Jennifer’s last blog post..When Reinforcements Fail to Arrive

  2. Ree Says:

    Aw, but you’re so cute! And excuse me, your mirror is really clean!

    Ree’s last blog post..Which is Saddest?

  3. Veronica Says:

    You rock and you look good. (much better than me first thing).

    In other news, damn you. Now I have that song in my head too.

    Do your boobs hang low….

    Veronica’s last blog post..Common Misconceptions

  4. sarah Says:

    You still look fantastic. phooey on you! :-)

  5. Jen Says:

    Nice!! You look great and I love that robe!

    Jen’s last blog post..Getting sick to stay healthy

  6. Missy Says:

    you and your boob talk cracks me up. :)
    Missy’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday

  7. magpie Says:

    I hate you! I will now be singing that song ALL DAY.

    But you look cute in the morning.

    magpie’s last blog post..Punctuation Errors

  8. Redneck Mommy Says:

    You look fantastic!!!!!

    So pretty!

    And dude, that robe is stylin’! Way better than the oversized, decades old, worn out man robe I stole from my dad back in the day!!!

    But thanks, cuz now I’m gonna have that facking song in my head all damned day!!

    Redneck Mommy’s last blog post..My Man KNOWS How to Treat a Lady

  9. Audubon Ron Says:

    Funny.

  10. liv Says:

    wook at yur cute wittle facey!!

    how cute are you, really?

    screwing up the courage to do this. does it count if i take the photo in the dark? make it black and white?

  11. MP Says:

    THIS is a great word : awesometastic

    I don’t think a monrning pic is a good thing for me, especially since its difficult to pry my eyeballs open, let along take a picture.

    MP’s last blog post..I’m Zook-Tastic!

  12. flutter Says:

    You are so stinkin’ cute

    flutter’s last blog post..Therapy notes: Maybe you should quit

  13. Kyla Says:

    You’re a doll. And really, how is your mirror so clean?

    Kyla’s last blog post..Happy anniversary, KayTar!

  14. witchypoo Says:

    Do you boobs hang low?
    Wait till you can roll them up like tube socks, to keep them from clattering to the floor.

    witchypoo’s last blog post..Ask witchypoo: Heaven or Hell?

  15. Anglophile Football Fanatic Says:

    A little faster: Do your boobs….oh, thanks, Dawn…from Tie Me Kangaroo to this. Ugh.

    Love the pretty. I wish I looked that good first thing.

    Anglophile Football Fanatic’s last blog post..They?re a Dangerous Breed, Mate, so Watch me Wallabys Feed?

  16. Jenty Says:

    Damnit now I have that song in my head!!
    And you look gorge early in the morning :)
    Jenty’s last blog post..I must be absolutely looney!

  17. zoe Says:

    i don’tthink your hair looks bad at all. no nests…no little birds. it’s all good.

    zoe’s last blog post..Pass the Guiness!!

  18. Jennic Says:

    You look great. Really. :-) I’m not daring.. no challenge for me.

    That song is hilarious - I’ve seen it once before and every time the kids sing their “Do your ears hang low” song, I laugh!!!

    Jennic’s last blog post..Pre-packaged

  19. Oh, The Joys Says:

    You look GOOOOOOD!

    Oh, The Joys’s last blog post..Vindicated

  20. Blogversary Says:

    Sexy morning hair!

    Blogversary’s last blog post..working out the worries

  21. Sleeping Mommy Says:

    I keep meaning to do this…and then I chicken out. :)
    Sleeping Mommy’s last blog post..Dear 2008, you suck.

  22. Kristen Says:

    OOh, love this! Great photos, I adore that you posted them, good for you. You look so cute.

    Kristen’s last blog post..I wish…

  23. Margaret Says:

    Thank god I read the words to that song right before bed. Hopefully it will disappear from my head prior to me waking in the morning.
    Allow me to re-mention previous commenters comments:
    How DO you get your mirror that clean
    Fantastic robe
    Seriously - the mirror??? Tell me…
    I wish I looked that good at any time of day, forget just first thing in the am.

    Margaret’s last blog post..more stuff I shouldn’t post about

  24. Truthiness | Sleepless Nights Says:

    [...] I think Sweetney came up with the idea. Then a whole other bunch of cool bloggers shared, so I am going to as well. You can totally blame these ladies for this horrible photo of me. Her Bad Mother, Oh The Joys, IzzyMom, Mrs. Flinger, Motherbumper, Mamalogues, Breed ‘Em And Weep, Redneck Mommy, Sarcastic Mom and Dawn. [...]

  25. Sandy (Momisodes) Says:

    You look fabulous!
    My lack of boobage has little to hang :(
    Sandy (Momisodes)’s last blog post..You want me to do what? On top of where?

  26. janet Says:

    you? look amazing in the morning.

    me? too scary to contemplate!

    janet’s last blog post..I canNOT believe what a dork I am. Seriously.

  27. Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah Says:

    I love that you were brave enough to do multiple shots.

    I didn’t even stand up straight in mine.

    Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah’s last blog post..Gag

  28. Kelley Says:

    You gotz some guts there chicky babe (and looking fabulous BTW) I was going to do it but fear the law suits when every ones monitors crack when they view it.

    Kelley’s last blog post..I am channelling the devil.

  29. Mornin' Says:

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  30. Loralee Says:

    I love the tongue. You look adorable imo (And freakishly like someone I know)

    Loralee’s last blog post..Sideblog: I just can?t see me liking my pet this much

  31. Grandy Says:

    You are a brave beautiful woman indeed. :)
    Grandy’s last blog post..A Letter To Ty

  32. jackie Says:

    You. Are. Adorable!
    Seriously!
    I have thought about doing this but how do all you ladies look so cute first thing in the morning?!

    jackie’s last blog post..Sigh.

  33. Sarcastic Mom Says:

    A Goddess amongst women, I tell ya.

    And, about your BEWBS song… I mentally added the line, “Do they wobble to and fro?” on the second line.

    No need to thank me. ;-P

    Sarcastic Mom’s last blog post..Freak-Me-Out-Elmo

  34. Truthiness (BSM - 4/7/08) | Crunchy Domestic Goddess Says:

    [...] Sweetney did her Truthiness Self-portrait post about a month ago, many women I know from around the ‘net have joined in to share themselves first thing in the morning [...]

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