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A Prayer for 2008

Dear God,
I know that all things happen for a reason. I know that you never give us more than we can handle. I know you will never leave us comfortless.
But Big Guy? We’re all going to need Suckit 2008 t-shirts before this year wraps up.
My Dad died, his trashy girlfriend took everything, my aunt died, [...]

Kaiser Alex addresses his public on his 16th month birthday

Oh my adoring public. I’ve missed you. No really. I’ve missed you. But to jump right in, 3 events have kept me from you these long, long months. 1. Mommy’s email “crapped out”, 2. Mommy’s camera “crapped out”. 3. My Grandpa died in March. Mommy has been too busy designing tshirts that say “SUCK IT [...]